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hanlamig ng boses parang stork.
Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 15:41 2 comments
Whenever you're about to interact with a financial Web site or a site that asks for personal information, use the following tips to steer clear of phishers:
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 11:51 0 comments
By Ashtyn Evans
One of the toughest things a man can do is attempt to get a date. Many men struggle with this from the moment they enter puberty up until they are married.
If you are a man that has been in the dating arena unsuccessfully for a while, then you may be thinking women are not interested in you because of your social status, insecurities, or looks. The truth is that it does not always matter what you have. It matters who you are and how you portray yourself.
With the right technique, any man can pick up nearly any girl he wants. All you need to do is believe in yourself enough to follow these simple steps.
Wear nice, clean clothes and cologne when you go out. Remember that while you are single right now, first impressions mean everything. Dress to impress her, whoever she may be.
If you have been wearing the same pants since 1982, buy some new ones! You want to show her that you are ready for any situation the moment it arises, even if it is just asking her out.
You might be asking yourself if you are just running to the grocery store why you need to wear your best clothes. The answer is simple. You never know when you are going to meet a girl you might be interested in dating.
If you find her in the ten items or less line, and you are holding a 12-pack of beer, some corn nuts, and you have on your patented "plumber" sweatpants, how interested do you think she is going to be?
Flattery will get you much further than cynical and rude behavior. You might think girls like bad boys and this may be true. However, if a girl likes a bad boy, that bad boy is still nice to her.
Have a general idea of what you want to say. If you know the girl well, comment on something you know she likes to do or likes about herself and go from there.
If you do not know the girl and you want to get to know her, try making a joke or asking her for help when you are making a decision. For instance, if you are in a grocery store, ask for help in picking out a certain brand or a type of produce. Women love to rescue that adorably helpless man in an everyday situation.
Use things like this to your advantage. No matter what, remember that what you say initially will help to make or break your chances.
If she likes your approach, she will give you hers or ask for yours. If she gives you her number, call her. You can almost guarantee if this happens that it will be possible to get a date with her. However, use the phone number to your advantage at least once.
When you call to ask her out be polite and funny. Be charming! Try to have an idea of what you want to say when she picks up the phone. Being prepared will help make the presentation better and her decision to go on a date with you much easier.
If she is a chef, you might offer to take her out for a gourmet meal that she does not have to cook! If she likes the outdoors, you might suggest a picnic on the beach. Whatever you plan does not really matter as long as you have her interests in mind.
You might want to test the waters by asking her what her dream date would be like. If you can make her dream date happen, consider asking her if she would like to go on that date with you!
Of course, you could always surprise her with the date of a lifetime. By doing so, you are sure to give her one date she will never forget.
Women like men who are comfortable with themselves. Just be honest and up-front and you will see how easy asking her out can be. In fact, if you continue this trend, you may even get more than one date out of the deal.
Asking women out is a breeze when following these tips. In fact, women are usually just as nervous in these moments as men are. Go easy, be honest, and have fun and she is sure to return the favor tenfold!
Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 01:55 0 comments
While a divorce is often an event that is filled with a lot of hurt and remorse, the fact is that some people experience a great deal of relief that a bad situation is now behind them. In cases like this, the only logical thing to do is throw a divorce party. Here are a few things to think about should the need arise to pull together a divorce party for yourself or a friend.
Above all, make your divorce party into what you want it to be, and you will find that the morning after, you will have a lot of great memories to propel you into your future. After all, that is what a party is all about.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 11:15 0 comments
by Helice Bridges
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told them how the student made a difference to her and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference."
Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each of the students three I more ribbons and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a week.
One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a nearby company and honored him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon and put it on his shirt. Then he gave him two extra ribbons, and said, "We're doing a class project on recognition, and we'd like you to go out, find somebody to honor, give them a blue ribbon, then give them the extra blue ribbon so they can acknowledge a third person to keep this acknowledgment ceremony going. Then please report back to me and tell me what happened."
Later that day the junior executive went in to see his boss, who had been noted, by the way, as being kind of a grouchy fellow. He sat his boss down and he told him that he deeply admired him for being a creative genius. The boss seemed very surprised. The junior executive asked him if he would accept the gift of the blue ribbon and would he give him permission to put it on him. His surprised boss said, "Well, sure."
The junior executive took the blue ribbon and placed it right on his boss's jacket above his heart. As he gave him the last extra ribbon, he said, "Would you do me a favor? Would you take this extra ribbon and pass it on by honoring somebody else? The young boy who first gave me the ribbons is doing a project in school and we want to keep this recognition ceremony going and find out how it affects people."
That night the boss came home to his 14-year-old son and sat him down. He said, "The most incredible thing happened to me today. I was in my office and one of the junior executives came in and told me he admired me and gave me a blue ribbon for being a creative genius. Imagine. He thinks I'm a creative genius. Then he put this blue ribbon that says 'Who I Am Makes A Difference' on my jacket above my heart. He gave me an extra ribbon and asked me to find somebody else to honor. As I was driving home tonight, I started thinking about whom I would honor with this ribbon and I thought about you. I want to honor you.
"My Days are really hectic and when I come home I don't pay a lot of attention to you. Sometimes I scream at you for not getting good enough grades in school and for your bedroom being a mess, but somehow tonight, I just wanted to sit here and well, just let you know that you do make a difference to me. Besides your mother, you are the most important person in my life. You're a great kid and I love you!"
The startled boy started to sob and sob, and he couldn't stop crying. His whole body shook. He looked up at his father and said through his tears, "I was planning on committing suicide tomorrow, Dad, because I didn't think you loved me. Now I don't need to."
Sunday, July 22, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 08:25 0 comments
these videos really cracks me up. mwehehehe... damn! i love Happy Hippo!!
Saturday, July 21, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 10:34 0 comments
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Angrophobia- Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Androphobia or Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia- Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Monday, July 16, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 23:19 0 comments
Before you read on about the 5 signs of a cheating wife listed below, you must keep in mind that observing these signs in your spouse does not guarantee that your wife is unfaithful. On the other hand, not noticing these signs does not mean that your wife is truly faithful as well. If you are suddenly becoming more aware of these signs in your wife, investigate further before you accuse her of anything. Accusing her straight on may very well cause even more strain in a rocky relationship. When you have got enough information to talk to your wife about cheating straight on, go ahead and do it. But for now, read on with an open mind.
1. Suddenly becoming more aware of her appearance and what she is wearing
If you normally see your wife around the house in a bathrobe with her hair in a scrunchie, it is definitely suspicious to see her walking around in a dress with matching pumps all of the sudden. Her becoming more conscious of her appearance can mean that there is someone she is becoming more conscious for. And if she’s not displaying herself for you, then she must be getting all gorgeous for someone. If she’s even taking the time to take her hair out of that scrunchie and use a curling iron for some soft, romantic waves—start asking some questions!
2. Sudden changes in schedule (either working late or extra weekends)
If your wife has a new work schedule that may involve some set overtime, it wouldn’t hurt to ask about her new workload. Finding out more about her new workload is a very caring and concerned thing to do, even without thinking about the possibility of her cheating. If she finds difficulty answering about the details, you may have to be a bit worried about what exactly she may be working late for. Go ahead and ask, either way, it’s something a caring husband who provides proper attention for his wife would do.
3. Catching her lying or making up excuses
If you notice that your wife is ‘forgetting’ to wear her wedding ring or leaving it at home more than often, you may definitely be a bit curious. Once you catch her caught in a lie of her own, it may be likely that she could be unfaithful also.
4. Negative change in your sex life
If the passion in your marriage seems to be hanging on a thread, there may be a chance that your wife is having her sexual needs met elsewhere.
5. Different numbers on the telephone bills or strange charges on credit card statements
If there are strange phone calls at home, where she may simply hang-up all of a sudden, or tell you that it was a wrong number afterward, these may be signs of a cheating spouse. Credit card charges which don’t seem to match up are also clear clues of cheating. g herself for you, then she must be getting all gorgeous for someone. If she’s even taking the time to take her hair out of that scrunchie and use a curling iron for some soft, romantic waves—start asking some questions!
Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 16:53 0 comments
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
** thank you cory...
Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 12:01 0 comments
No more feeling lonely and depressingly blue
Could give a damn about what's gotten into you
No more wondering who you are with late at night
No longer worried if something I'll do will start a fight
No more wondering why you say the hurtful things you say
No more caring about what new gossip your mother made up about me today
No more questioning about the things that you do
No more backstabbing me and then telling me "I Love You'
I'm unveiling my face, taking off my mask
Letting you go was not the easiest task
I try to erase everything that you did to me, from my mind
You are now the past, no more backstabbing, let down the knife
Goodbye, I will continue on, as I turn a new chapter in my life.
Sunday, July 15, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 15:08 2 comments
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to certain gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if she reads a lot and enjoys learning, she is especially perfect for you.
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really???
errr...
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 18:49 0 comments
A PUPPY has been born in Japan with a large, clear, love-heart-shaped pattern in his coat.
The chihuahua was born in May as one of a litter to a breeder.
Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said it was the first time a puppy with the marks had been born out of a thousand she had bred.
She had no plans to sell the puppy, which has been named "Heart-kun".
Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 11:03 5 comments
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 23:38 0 comments
There is a girl that I love indeed.
I always think about her day and night I don't know if thats right.
I cant get her out of my head even while I'm lying in bed she is always on my mind people say Im blind.
Every time I talk to her I feel like a boat on cold thick ice.
Her heart is my love she is more beautiful than the oceans surface.
She brings me laughter
My eyes sparkle in happiness.
Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 22:08 2 comments
Monday, July 9, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 17:28 0 comments
eto na naman tayo? kala ko ba ok ka na? kala ba ayos lang lahat? emaket nag uumpisa ka na naman? Dude, tayong dalawa lang ang nagkakaintindihan tayo lang ang dalawa ang magkakampi. umalis man sila tayong dalawa pa din ang magkasama ako ikaw at ikaw ako lang. wag mong sabihing ok lang lahat sumigaw ka pag alam mong hindi mo kaya. hindi lahat kaya mong itanim sa sarili mo hindi ka bakal at lalong wala ka sa komiks na kapag nilapat mo sa kabilang page ok na agad ang bida.
sanay naman tayong dalawa ang magkasama simula noon pa di ba? ni hindi nga tayo naghihiwalay. nung ginawa mo yung bagay na yun habang sinusugatan mo yung sarili mo di ba sabi ko sayo wag masama yun. walang dumamay sating dalawa kaya nasa room lang tayo. Pare kung bibigay ka paano naman ako hindi ko kayang ihakbang ang isang paa kung wala ka. tandaan mo yung pinag usapan natin noong nakaraan tinalikuran man nila tayong dalawa ngitian lang natin sila.
madaming taong njan pa din para sa atin at alam mo kung sino yung mga yun. hindi ka mawawalan pag nawala sila sa atin ikaw pa din si ___ na gaya ng dati. tawanan mo lang lahat. pag may pumuri magpasalamat at pag may kumalaban ngitian mo lang. gaya ng dati. sa mundong to tayong dalawa lang ang magsasandalan.
basta gaya ng sabi ko sayo andito lang ako. walang bitiwan walang ayawan. salamat din njan ka para itama ako at njan ako para itama ka. salamat ulet.
Monday, July 2, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 21:10 0 comments
madami pa ngang ndi nakakakilala sakin. sabi nila kilala na nila ako pero ang masasabi ko lang... "BULLSHIT!" wag nyong sabihing kilala nyo ako. oo kilala nyo ako pero kilala nyo ako sa pangalan ko lang "eLy/bhong" yan lang ang kilala nyo sakin. pero kung sasabihin nyong kilala nyo na ako mag-isip na muna kayo. ako nga sa sarili ko ndi ko kilala e KAYO pa!
kung ako senyo MANAHIMIK NA LANG KAYO! MGA PAKSYET!
Sunday, July 1, 2007 | Posted by eLycoypaLaboy at 22:36 0 comments